Seven reasons that Trump is a bad GM. Very bad

In which we observe that the worst GM at any table and the current President of the United States share, with uncanny fidelity, the very same qualities.

23 February 2026 · 4 min · whitebeard

You've Been Pawned — Now With a Snazzy New Look

In which the standee-making tool is rebuilt from scratch, acquiring a coverflow carousel, a proper PDF export, and a somewhat snazzier countenance.

22 February 2026 · 2 min · whitebeard

An online tool to make playable paper pawns

In which we introduce a simple tool for printing paper standees, born of desperation before one too many D&D sessions.

6 April 2024 · 3 min · whitebeard

Campaign report: Rime of the Frostmaiden: session #3

In which three weary adventurers brave the frozen tundra by dogsled and encounter a guide who is not entirely what she seems.

9 February 2024 · 5 min · whitebeard

Character Quirks for easier roleplay

In which we argue that a small habit or two is worth a thousand words of backstory.

3 February 2024 · 4 min · whitebeard

How I use Avrae

In which we tame a most fearsome Discord bot and put it to work with no more than ten well-chosen commands.

29 January 2024 · 4 min · whitebeard

An Owlbear/Discord/DndBeyond checklist for new campaigns

In which we lay out the tools and customs that make an online D&D campaign run smoothly from the very first session.

16 January 2024 · 4 min · whitebeard