> ASK THE VM WHERE IS THE PLAYER

In which the author hunts through virtual memory for a player whose whereabouts the machine no longer remembers, and settles on a layered heuristic that is almost certainly good enough.

 • 4 min • Ben Griffiths

Building a Z-Machine in the worst possible language

In which a 1980s virtual machine for text adventures is reimplemented in a pure functional language, against all better judgement, and somehow emerges working.

 • 4 min • Ben Griffiths

Playing Zork with a gen alpha AI

In which an old text adventure is rediscovered with the help of an enthusiastic, slang-slinging AI companion, and a z-machine yak awaits its shave.

 • 3 min • Ben Griffiths

Seven reasons that Trump is a bad GM. Very bad

In which we observe that the worst GM at any table and the current President of the United States share, with uncanny fidelity, the very same qualities.

 • 4 min • Ben Griffiths

Six months on startplaying.games

In which we dig into the numbers after fifty paid games and ask, with a clear eye, whether this enterprise is worth the candle.

 • 4 min • Ben Griffiths